Nooo! Don't do it! You'll crack the DOOOME!
*runs for the crazy guy waving the gun around, but is too late. It fires, hits the dome, ruptures it, and suddenly everyone is being sucked out into space just like on the 1980s Total Recall*
ARGH!
*holds on for dear life, then looks out of the TV screen at you*
Oh hey there. Thanks for the watch!
*loses his grip, falls into space, and explodes messily*